Friday, February 3, 2012

The Return of The Undertaker...and His Wig!

Well The Undertaker has come back to our TV screens just in time to build up a huge WrestleMania rematch with his old buddy Trips...
Obviously the wrestling world was pretty excited about the Deadman's most recent return but something else also seems to be drawing a great deal of attention...


Was the Dead Man wearing a wig???...


no doubt it kinda looks like it, and with all the talk of 'Taker chopping off his locks while on his hiatus from the ring last year, i just think him going and getting standard extensions is just a bit of a missed opportunity...
If i could have had anything to do with it here's a few other hair style options i woulda tried to get 'Taker to consider for his big return...





 First of all, why not bring back the original mullet like the one he sported for for the first couple of years in the WWE. Business up top and party in the back sounds like the perfect recipe for the WrestleMania weekend!



Or Undie coulda given a shout out to another undefeated WrestleMania Superstar and gone for a Donald Trump 'do. Mean Mark all about the Money!

Instead of Trump, Takester could have gone and rocked his long time bosses wind tunnel wig. This one would have been my top choice if the Undietaker had have come back out in one of Vinnie Mac's wonderful sky blue suits too.

Another throw back 'Takes could have gone for would be a Hulkamania look. Taker has already shown us his love of bandannas just like the mighty red & yellow, now if only he'd grow out and dye blonde a funky fu-manchu and add a couple of strands of stringy blonde mop on top, then we'd have the 'Real American Bad Ass!'


 So the last few have all been looks that give nods back to former superstars, how about if the Taker showed some love for a current star with a retro flavor...The UndieAfro would be a great look for him, and also practical at helping absorb some of the impact if Hunter reverses a tombstone onto him again...

Most importantly though this hair style would be showing the world The Undertaker's support of the Funkasaurus and could translate to a future dream team between Brodus & the Deadman, The FunkerTakers!


Come on we can't deny that 'Taker is getting on a bit in years. Wrestlers have long been known to love long hair but there comes a time when enough is enough and you just gotta act your age and give in to mother nature and the balding process, (HBK should taken note years ago)...
A bald 'Taker wouldn't be so bad, hell it worked for Austin...

So most of the hairstyles so far have taken inspiration from the wrestling world but how about taking a cue from Hollywood instead. Getting Undie to rock a Robert Patterson like look would shave years off his look and open him up to a whole new generation of fans. Hey, look at this way both The Undertaker & Twilight's Edward are pale and dead! this way we could also get the answer to that important question...what Team is 'Taker on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?! 





 okay so my final style suggestion is obviously my favorite, i don't think much explanation is necessary for this...The BieberTaker! I guaren-damn-tee it'd be a trending topic if Taker had come back rocking a Bieber like mop. He coulda even got that lil' rascal JB to remix his entrance theme for him at WrestleMania!




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